I talked to my mom tonight and she said that my sister's new husband (as of two weeks ago) is now growing out his beard. I find this amazing, and I have told him he needs to do it. However, my sister hates it and says she will not shave under her arms until he loses the beard. (She knew before the wedding that he was going to do it; no worries.)
Stuff like this makes me wonder why I am single. I LOVE BEARDS. Seriously guys, grow your fucking beards and I will not complain. It will make you more attractive and awesome. I think this is a good trait for a potential girlfriend to have. Maybe I should take out an ad. WANTED: BOYFRIEND WITH EPIC BEARD.